If you’ve ever wondered who keeps the office running behind-the-scenes… it’s Heather.
Heather is our extraordinary office manager. Most financial questions at Brookhaven get the response, “That’s a question for Heather.” She works hard to make insurance-billing possible and none of us envy that job! If you’ve spent any time with Heather then you know she adores her husband, sons, chickens, and cats. We love Heather and we hope this glimpse into her thoughts & humor makes you love her too.
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Hmmm, probably eat a ton of sugar.
What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
I feel like I’m too old to know what’s popular now so who knows??
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
I do not like clutter so any and all ceramic figurines.
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
My first thought was a centipede but that may be pretty scary so let’s go with a lightning bug!
What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
The Fox & the Hound, the entire movie was heartbreaking for me
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
I know the real reason wedding dresses are white, why lawns are so hard to plant and maintain, one of my favorite shows is “Adam ruins everything” so I know a ton of weird facts!
What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
Never steal Misty’s ink pens….
What’s the best type of cheese?
All the cheeses in the world!!
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
Rock, paper, scissors
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
Only one if it were one of my Buff Orpingtons while she is brooding…..
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
Use my makeup without my permission…seriously, that happened!
If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?
LOL, I would die for sure…
What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
I like pineapple on pizza, especially with ham and hot peppers.
Toilet paper, over or under?
Over, if its under I have a panic attack